Random Crap!! You'll LOVE IT! (maybe)

So its been a rough coupple of weeks but things are going to be ok i think. (thanks aunt Donna)
Anyways i found this and decided to do it, its kinda funny. What you do it put your i-pod on shuffle and then what ever song comes up you put that for the answer to the question no matter what. Well here's mine! ( Funny Jokes at the bottom!) haha!


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OK" YOU SAY:Live your life- T.I

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?A little to not over you- David Archuleta

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?Wreck of the day- Anna Nalick

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?Shadow- Ashlee Simpson

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?As I am- Miley Cyrus

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?I’m yours- Jason Maraz

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?My life would suck without you- Kelly Clarkson

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?L.O.V.E-Ashlee Simpson

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?Bubbly-Colbie Caillat

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?See you again-Miley Cyrus

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?Crush-David Archuleta

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?Dancing alone- Ashlee Simpson (awe sad!)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?Fairytale-Sarah Barelles

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?Willing to wait- Rihanna

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?Breathe-Taylor Swift

HOW WILL YOU DIE?Morningside-Sarah Barelles

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?The way you do me-JoJo (umm.. That doesn’t sound very good haha)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?The best day-Taylor Swift

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?Love song-Sarah Barelles

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?Unreachable-Ashlee Simpson

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?Miserable at best-Mayday Parade

Well there's somthing random for the day!

Need a good laugh?!? KEEP READING!!
Random:
You wanna hear a dirty joke? A boy fell in mud. You wanna hear a clean one? He took a bath! HAhahaha

OMGosh I just heard that the short bus flipped over and I was worried cause i know you dont like to wear your helment because you cant lick the windows with it on. Im glad you're ok!

I had this warm feeling inside and at first I though it was because I was talking to you.. But then I realized i had to pee.! Sorry!

Yo mamma is so fat, she has to use a mattress as a tampon! HA!

Two blonds walked into a bar. The third one should have seen it comming (It took me forever to get that one haha!

And here are some funny pick up lines:
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special
My Love for you is like diarrahia ... I can't hold it in.
Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to check you out.
Are you a gardner, 'cos I want to put your tulips and my tulups together
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again?
Say, didnt we go to different schools together?
Date me if im wrong, but isnt your name Gurtrude?
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

And my favorite:
Did you fart Because you just blew me away
(hahaha! i laughed so hard! I love pick up lines I think that they are so funny!)